Sunday, May 19, 2013

What's the Best Way To Survive Multiple Watergates? Start a War.

So needless to say, it's been a wild week for the Obama administration. Should we expect anything less from a guy whose personal intimidation political tactics actually have their own wiki page? (see 'Chicago Style Politics' - the art of demonizing opponents with untrue personal attacks). Karma just bit this guy in the ass. Scandal after scandal has befallen The Anointed One and we're only four months into the second term. I'm enjoying every minute of it.

Even the media, who've had their lips around his phallus since Inauguration 2009, are starting to turn on him. Some notable quotes from Lockstep Liberals:

Piers Morgan, virulent anti-gun CNN mouthpiece - “I’ve had some of the pro-gun lobbyists on here, saying to me, ‘Well, the reason we need to be armed is because of tyranny from our own government,’ and I’ve always laughed at them,' I said, ‘Don’t be ridiculous! Your government won’t turn itself on you. …But, actually, this is vaguely tyrannical behavior by the American government.”

Chris Matthews, MSNBC host who infamously got a tingle up his leg when Obama got elected (I guess his erection is now flaccid?) - "What part of the presidency does Obama like? He doesn't like dealing with other politicians — that means his own cabinet, that means members of the Congress, either party. He doesn't particularly like the press. What part does he like?. He likes going on the road, campaigning, visiting businesses like he does every couple days somewhere in Ohio or somewhere. [But] what part does he like? He doesn't like lobbying for the bills he cares about. ... He doesn't seem to like being an executive.”

Jon Stewart - Daily Show host and staunch Obama supporter. Having 12 writers and 'yelling' occasionally to drive a point home isn't typically funny or brilliant in my book, but....well....this clip says it all:

In case you have had your head in the sand or are too distracted by the revolving door of American Idol judges, here's a quick rundown of the existing scandals 'on the table' against Barack Hussein Obama:

1) Solyndra - green company that manufactures photovoltaic solar panels, touted as the future of green energy. Got $535m of the 2009 Stimulus Package, despite not having a viable business plan. Filed for bankruptcy in 2011. Posterchild for government picking green 'winners and losers' and other pointless stimulus spending. Less of a 'scandal' so much as 'your green energy plan is doomed to fail but let's throw money at it to make it look like we are environmentally friendly.'

2) Fast and Furious - Launched in 2009 by Department of Justice in collaboration with the DEA, ATF, and FBI. Expanded program from the Bush years (to be fair) as a means of identifying and eliminating arms trafficking networks (these guns would be clandestinely tracked to Mexican drug cartels). Also known as 'Gun-Walking'. We basically give guns to 'straw purchasers' and they provide them to drug cartels so we can see where they are going. Not to mention how fruitless the purposely continued 'War on Drugs' has gone. Of course, when the Obama administration gets involved, people die and the process doesn't work properly. Up to 1700 weapons have been lost in this useless exercise, and 100 have turned up at crime scenes, including the death of a border patrol agent. That's where the 'scandal' part comes from. In typical administration fashion, both Holder and Obama deny knowing ANYTHING about it, actual timelines of known communications be damned. Side note - these are some of the same guns these clowns want banned in the US. Keep that in mind.

3) Benghazi - liberals hate when conservatives bring up Benghazi. They try to get cute and point to all of the Embassy bombings of the Bush years, throw their hands up and say, 'Well how come nobody made a big deal out of those?' Cause they fall under the 'shit happens' category, and no one tried to deny the nature of the terrorist attack. Obama and his cronies did. Remember, Obama personally killed Bin Laden, right? So the war on terror was obviously won and Al Qaeda was scattered to the wolves and running in fear, right? In the middle of a reelection campaign, the last thing this guy needs is a terrorist attack to contradict the narrative that we were winning the battle against terrorism. So they lied about the nature of the attack. They blamed it on a youtube movie that was available online since June 2012. The #2 government agent in Libya (and whistleblower) Gregory Hicks has said the video was a complete NON-ISSUE in Libya. It was known and nobody gave a shit. So we can go back and forth, say who knew what when (answer - as it was unfolding, the administration gave the stand-down order). But I'm more concerned about WHY Ambassador Stevens was there. Benghazi was a compound on loan to the US from an affluent family in Libya. It was not even technically a 'consulate' so much as a 'CIA house-sitting' operation to funnel weapons from the Libyan rebels to the Syrian uprising. The same guns that this administration wants to ban were being filtered through the Benghazi compound and Ambassador Christopher Stevens was overseeing it. And guess who doesn't like the Syrian government and has embedded themselves among the ranks of the Syrian rebels? AL QAEDA elements!!!!! News got out that he got cold feet and the rest was history. Cute trendy liberals - that type of storyline was not present in any of the Embassy attacks during the Bush years. That's why the government is covering this up. Betcha didn't know that! Hell, I would cover it up, too. PS - Obama had time to call an NBA player coming out of the closet, but not some Marines/Navy Seals to save an ambassador. And a gay ambassador at that - hows that for liking gay people?

4) IRS Targeting Conservative Groups - this has been the hottest issue of the week, since it shows the depravity of the administration to silence opposition. First and foremost, to be even-handed (chuckle), the Bush administration targeted NAACP, Greenpeace, and a handful of liberal groups back in 2004 with a less comprehensive IRS strong-arming. It was so horrible that the liberal media didn't even pick up on it. Fast-forward to 2013 - we are now finding out that for the past year the DOJ and the administration knew all about the IRS targeting of conservative/Tea Party groups. They've now blamed over 500 targets as the work of two rogue low-level analysts in Cincinnati, OH. I'd LOVE to work with fresh college graduates that are that productive, and in government, no less! Pastor James Dobson, Franklin Graham, Fox News host Eric Boller, Glen Beck, Mitt Romney supporters like billionaire Sheldon Adelson, various Tea Party groups, and countless others. In fact, the IRS' biggest union ('National Treasury Employees Union') has historically donated to Democrats over Republicans (strangely enough, this graph applies to the existing ratio of liberal to conservative journalists in the media as well):

The IRS would try to add additional layers of scrutiny to formerly simple applications, such as holding up tax-exempt status, asking for donor lists, ask what people were praying about, and basically harassing groups that had obnoxious ideals like 'adhering to the constitution', 'limiting government debt', 'believing in God/Jesus Christ's divinity' and 'making America a better place to live'. Liberals hate the Constitution and 'limiting government debt' as much as they hate Jesus and non-aborted babies, so naturally groups who advocate these positions must be scrutinized intensely. Expect this scandal to grow in the coming days. The latest scandal emerging is the confiscation of 60 million  medical records for 10 million Americans. And one more thing - the woman that was in charge during the Tea Party targeting is going to be heading up the IRS division in charge of guessed it......OBAMACARE!!!!! Whatever, this country voted for it. I want us to stew in our own fecal matter.

5) AP Phone Scandal - Two months of Associated Press phone records have been snatched by the DOJ/White House. Word has it that It is believed that the DOJ seized the records to investigate sources of a news story for when the U.S. foiled an attempt to put a bomb on a plane on the anniversary of Osama bin Laden’s death last year.There was back and forth between the AP and the CIA to ensure talking points were adequately communicated and that stories were straight. Apparently someone in the administration wasn't comfortable with the narrative, and the records needed to get seized under the radar. The reporters weren't aware that this was being done. I'm shocked. This was such a big deal, Attorney General Eric Holder said the following - “I’ve been a prosecutor since 1976, and I have to say that this is among, if not the most serious – it’s in the top two or three – most serious leaks that I’ve ever seen. It put the American people at risk. And that is not hyperbole.” In fact it was SOOO super duper important that.....Barack Obama found out about the above the same time as the rest of us stiffs. Just like every other issue. But those that question the government are conspiracy theorists, right? Cause government always tells the truth, right?

So in light of reading all that, just understand this - amazingly, miraculously, remarkably - Barack Obama will not be impeached. Guaranteed. No way in hell the first sitting black president will get thrown out. And quite frankly, I don't care at this point. I actually don't mind Joe Biden, but my lack of desire to see Obama impeached centers around my ongoing desire to see the country go down in flames as soon as possible, since that's the only way this once great nation reclaims the mantle of supremacy. We need an economic implosion, dollar collapse, complete nosedive so we can fix our debt problems, reform entitlements, reform defense, reform the tax code, reform our horrible two-party government to stop screwing up and hurting MY children's future. I get it - he's a black guy that talks pretty and thinks big. You felt guilty about NOT voting for him. You fell for the whole imaginary war on women routine, we actually talked about birth control and rape in national debates, and anyone with money was labeled a tax-avoiding evil rich person. But it was so awesome the last four years, so why not recreate the magic? Thanks, assholes.

Look, Hillary Clinton is winning in 2016, that is if Obama isn't our dictator and our Constitution has been suspended due to the collapse of our society (resulting in cancellation of elections - it can happen, folks, albeit doubtful). Marco Rubio, Rand Paul, Ted Cruz, Chris Christie are all great, but they're not winning in 2016. I hate saying it, but its the reality. Too many government-dependent zombies lumbering around to overcome. Too many Republicans morphing into talking human vaginas on the stage and playing Mr. Nice Guy and refusing to hit their opponent with facts about their record in a forceful way. So how does Obama survive the next three and a half years if he has all this scandal right now? Real simple - all he has to do is start a war. And lucky for him, the ball is already in the Red Zone.

There will be resolution to the Syria and Iran hostilities between now and the end of Obama's presidency. He will be forced to make decisions about how tactical the military strikes will be, how much of our armed forces to send over, how many Al Qaeda 'rebels' to give machine guns to (just kidding - he's already made that decision), and what to do in the aftermath. As I've mentioned in previous posts, Syria needs to fall before we hit Iran. The rhetoric with Israel already reached a fever pitch, to the point where Israel is already attacking in and around Damascus. There's also the three isolated reports of chemical weapons being used by Assad's army (or is it the rebels? Nobody knows anymore!). These were 'gamechangers' to the Obama administration and he's promised to act when all of the information is available. Of course, he's no man of his word and the 'red lines' keep changing once they are crossed. Now Russia is getting re-involved in the region, supplying key weaponry to Assad, to the annoyance of Israel. President Putin met with Israel PM Benyamin Netanyahu to basically say (in Russian, vodka probably on his breath) - "Stay the hell out of Syria, or we're going to have a big problem." Netanyahu's probably thinking, "Cool story, bro, but we're going to do what we need to do to, you know, NOT GET WIPED OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH by the 12/13 angry muslim nations surrounding it. Syria's and Iran's proxy (Hezbullah) has been waiting for the next go-ahead to start striking of the Israeli border. Now Syria has threatened to hit Tel Aviv if they get hit by another Israeli missile. Two years into the conflict and 80,000+ civilians dead, we are starting to see things ramp up. Perfect time for the United States to get involved since our ass is basically numb from sitting on the bench for so long (I got the same feeling when I played freshman baseball).

Arming the rebels can only get us so far. I'm all about not sending our troops in, but Obama is starting to realize what happens when you are the world's police force. The US gets sucked into EVERYTHING. Bush gets bashed for being too pre-emptive, and Obama gets heat for doing the opposite. These guys can't win. Cue crocodile tears. But Bush and Obama don't serve the American people, they serve the bankers and global elites who put them in office. Obama's job is to install the Muslim Brotherhood in as many Middle Eastern governments as possible. It worked in Egypt, will work in Libya, will work in Syria, and will work in any other country outside of Iran. The Islamic Caliphate will be reborn and terrorism will magically disappear from the earth. But his most IMPORTANT job is to preserve the petrodollar.

Now I was never one of those 'war for oil' folks because to my knowledge, we, uhhh, never benefited from Iraqi oil, nor did that great Afghani pipeline that Michael Moore rambles about in Fahrenheit 9/11 come to fruition. HOWEVER, the currency of oil trade NEEDS to be the US dollar. The second that stops happening, it's curtains for our once great nation. Saudi Arabia and its dying king are the only ones holding that contract together. Iraq wanted to decouple from the petrodollar ('settling of oil trade in US-denominated terms') in the 90's and '00's and was stopped. Libya wanted to decouple from the dollar a few years back and BOOM they're suddenly on our radar (we know what happened after that). Iran has become the first crack in that agreement as they are now settling in gold and other currencies in lieu of the US dollar. So they're on our shit list. This past week, we have upped our sanctions to include, effective July 1st, the banishment of any other country engaging in any gold trade with Iran's government or civilians. This stops the non-petrodollar scheme dead in its tracks under the guises of 'putting pressure on their nuclear weapons program'. So Turkey and UAE have been put on notice. Russia and China wait in the background, rolling their eyes and dying to help out Iran move on from the petrodollar. Afterall, they are avoiding USD like the plague as well, as they hope to launch their own BRICSA (Brazil, Russia, India, China, South Africa) banking system and currency as a replacement when the US dollar dies in the next few years. Call it conspiracy, but follow the news you Doubting Thomases and it will all make sense.

So here's the dilly - Obama needs to step up his action in Syria to bring down the Assad government. He's already given money and weaponry (again, those pesky guns that Obama wants banned in the US through Ambassador/Chief Gun-Runner Christopher Stevens) to Syrian rebels/Al Qaeda, who throw innocent mail service employees off the tops of buildings, chemical-tip weaponry to use against the government, execute random citizens firing-squad style, rip the hearts out of dead Syrian Army members and bite them (all of these are on youtube by the way), and other grotesque things. To be consistent, we did the same thing in the late 70's/early 80's during the Iran/Iraq war, and the Russia/Afghanistan squabbles. Lots of losers over there, you simply pick the lesser of both evils AT THE TIME. I think Obama will ratchet up his rebel support and then agree to send NATO troops in to quell the civil unrest that materializes. But Israel will do most of the dirty work. Little twist coming up here - I've mentioned my interest in Bible Prophecy for the past sixteen years, and we are on the precipice major events unfolding.

First and foremost, the lynchpin from Isiaiah 17:1- “Behold, Damascus will cease from being a city,
And it will be a ruinous heap." The latest attack from Israel last week was rumored to be a low grade tactical nuke/bunker buster. They have the weaponry, they have the desire, and they will ultimately press the button to nuke Damascus to make it uninhabitable for years to come if Syria touches Tel Aviv (which was just threatened this week). We also have Jeremiah 49:24-27 - "Damascus has grown feeble; She turns to flee, And fear has seized her. Anguish and sorrows have taken her like a woman in labor. Why is the city of praise not deserted, the city of My joy? Therefore her young men shall fall in her streets, And all the men of war shall be cut off in that day,” says the Lord of hosts. “I will kindle a fire in the wall of Damascus, And it shall consume the palaces of Ben-Hadad.” So Damascus appears to also be on the shit list.

All of the nations of the war mentioned in Ezekiel 38-39 are involved in the Syria conflict as we speak. Turkey will have a prominent role as they amass troops from Ethiopia, Libya, Afghanistan, Iraq, Jordan, and the Sudan on the Syrian border. Turkey ('Magog, Meshech, and Tubal') is in fact commanding the Free Syria Army (the main opposition to Assad) and embracing its role as a resurgent country leading a major potential war. The last piece to fall on the chessboard is Iran ('Persia'). Russia ('Rosh') is even mentioned as a country who will have a 'hook placed in its jaws' and drawn to the Israel/Syria region. All of the events are unfolding at a rapid place, and there exists one big holding pattern until some large flare-up occurs. That's where we are right now, and one decision from Barack Obama can get all of his opposition off his back and distract the easily tricked American public with a Middle East war. I like to call it 'World War 3' but that's just me. Don't feel bad for the man - he wanted this job. He railed against GOP warmongers now its his chance to show us how peace-loving he can be in the face of potential catastrophe as Syrian chemical weapons get deployed and the big cahuna Iran develops nukes. These are interesting times we live in. To quote the great words of Terrell Owens - 'Git yo popcorn ready'.

As always, feel free to disagree. Just don't sound like an 8th grader who just emerged from an enriching History class. Those people tend to get schooled. Until next time, my precious three readers.....

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